A random exchange one weekend morning after Puff got out of the shower…
Me: What is this? (Pointing to something white on Puff’s stomach)
Puff: Um, probably boogers.
Me: Why do you have boogers in your belly button?
Puff: Because I wiped them on my towel.
Me: Why did you wipe boogers on your towel?
Puff: Don’t you get swimmer’s nose in the shower?
Me: Um, I wash my face off in the shower.
Puff: Well, mine starts to run when the water turns off. So it gets on the towel when I go like this. (Insert demo of wiping face)
On this particular occasion, it was merely lint. Not boogers.
Wow… I am so happy I had a little girl.