Sperm must've been flying through the air from fall 2010 through spring 2011. I'm not quite sure how I didn't get hit by this massive explosion! I know at least one person each month this year (with the exception of December) who is having a baby. In August, there were three little ones born within the same week. Cuties abound!
That's my "niece." Don't you just want to squish her?
Anyway, I recently found a long lost friend via Facebook and we had a brief chat one night to catch up. Her first sentence was an immediate reminder of why I've missed her these past 8 years; "Remember that time I drew a mustache on your picture of Troy Aikman? Thanks for still being my friend." Gosh, I missed her!
Right, so, in the middle of our conversation, I reconfirmed that she had not had any kids yet. We talked about how everyone had been having babies lately and all these baby gifts we've had to buy and such. Then, she made reference to the most hilarious thing I've heard in ages...
"Screw baby showers. How about a vasectomy shower? Now, that's a party I'd go to!"
Amen, girl. Amen.
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