When Being a Woman Sucks

Wanna know the fastest way to a major meltdown?

 

Let your husband convince you that the jeans you're trying on (that are 2 sizes smaller than your normal size) make you look FABULOUS!

 

Then plop down $108 for them and skip ahead a week to modeling them at home. Put them on with a tight tee (that you normally feel super sexy in) and watch as the muffin-top appears and you instantly looking 4 months pregnant.

 

Cue the tears.

And a return trip to J. Crew sometime very soon.